Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!

MarkGoodwinPianos · Post by **MarkGoodwinPianos** » 28 Apr 2011, 08:03

Playing "moonlight sonata" by candle light always works well for me.

[EDIT: I didn't create this topic, it just looks that way because the spammer who started it has since had his post removed.]

Tenor1 · Post by **Tenor1** » 28 Apr 2011, 09:35

Rachmaninov but to be honest Clair de Lune did the job when I was wooing my lovely wife

Colin Nicholson · Post by **Colin Nicholson** » 28 Apr 2011, 09:44

I usually play the Love theme from Midsummernights Dream - both candles lit on the sconces.... but one fell off and burnt the house down....

Tenor1 · Post by **Tenor1** » 28 Apr 2011, 11:41

Colin Nicholson wrote:I usually play the Love theme from Midsummernights Dream - both candles lit on the sconces.... but one fell off and burnt the house down....

Was it your first time!!

Colin Nicholson · Post by **Colin Nicholson** » 28 Apr 2011, 13:49

Yeh, I still have her ashes in this box when I scraped them up!
The piano is still going strong & new candles ready!
I have a date this weekend, so wish me luck...

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 28 Apr 2011, 16:41

My husband doesn't even play the piano - or any other instrument come to that. However, a large sapphire and diamond ring in a box did the trick...alongside a few pints of Brakspears!
Should I delete his post, or are we all having too much fun?

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 29 Apr 2011, 18:35

Ah, but as he doesn't play, he doesn't interfere. He knows Rachmaninov = PMT = trouble, but other than that he is in blissful ignorance. He only recognises bum notes because of the bad language...

MarkGoodwinPianos · Post by **MarkGoodwinPianos** » 30 Apr 2011, 06:58

Just for the record, I didn't start this topic. A spammer started it and has since had his post removed.

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 30 Apr 2011, 21:14

We believe you, Mark...

MarkGoodwinPianos · Post by **MarkGoodwinPianos** » 01 May 2011, 07:39

ha, oh dear, that'll teach me to play with the spammers

Bennyfingers · Post by **Bennyfingers** » 19 Aug 2011, 22:10

fats waller's aint misbehavin.

(chicks dig stride)

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 20 Aug 2011, 17:31

We're only called chicks because we dig up worms...

NewAge · Post by **NewAge** » 21 Aug 2011, 09:32

I'm enjoying this thread too.......

NewAge as a charmer was awesome
He woo'd on the piano, not the bass drum
When playing one day
The lass said in dismay
"You're a star - you sound just like Les Dawson!"

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 21 Aug 2011, 17:59

markymark · Post by **markymark** » 24 Aug 2011, 16:29

MarkGoodwinPianos wrote:Just for the record, I didn't start this topic. A spammer started it and has since had his post removed.

Yeah right, Mark! Like, you NEVER post anything REMOTELY controversial on this forum.

MarkGoodwinPianos · Post by **MarkGoodwinPianos** » 24 Aug 2011, 20:47

I'm the least controversial piano shop owner (I don't like the term "piano dealer") that I know

Post by **Barrie Heaton** » 24 Aug 2011, 21:16

Gill the Piano wrote:We're only called chicks because we dig up worms...

Now would that be the one eyed ones

Barrie,