'The Twallock Returns' (sounds like a book for Xmas)

sirprize · Post by **sirprize** » 02 Dec 2009, 10:10

It's vintage stuff!

What would life be like.......without the regular contributions of "my-real-passion-and-charlie-s-birth-of-erotica" to the well-being of the piano fraternity? Thankyou yea thankyou for bringing such joy, bewilderment and despair

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BECHSTEIN-GRAND-P ... 439babe7fb

"......From little weeded hawthorns do zeitgest spargeons grow......"

"......I who have played trumpet bugling states of resting, seldom on such laurels', humiliation, of merely tunes at Waterloo - the six to four was favourite sure. Be my sound my touch! Yours hers your eBay item......"

FOUR FUX ACHE!!!

sirprize · Post by **sirprize** » 02 Dec 2009, 10:48

More side-splitting stuff from The Master of the carefully crafted p**s take......

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GRAND-PIANO-TO-TH ... 439bcc075c

I'd love to sample this stuff......then lay it over some Speed Garage....and pump it out of the cabs in http://www.the-regal.com/

Pianomate · Post by **Pianomate** » 02 Dec 2009, 23:44

Do you reckon he does all his ebay listings whilst completely stoned?

Gotta love that Ebay ID! Despite all his aliases on Ebay, it's blindingly obvious it's the same guy!

Wibble Wibble Wibble

Pianomate · Post by **Pianomate** » 01 Jan 2010, 19:06

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BROADWOOD-BABY-GR ... 3358d416ac

No explanation necessary.

Enjoy ................

D Minor · Post by **D Minor** » 05 Jan 2010, 21:43

Haven't been on here for a while, so as I'm housebound - as most of the country is with the snow - and going out of business because pupils can't get to me except if they ski, thought I would say a big Hello! and wish everyone a happy and prosperous new year.

So...I was thrilled to find the latest entralling instalment from Our Mutual Fiend...oops, forgot the RRRR..

Rip roaring delight.

Please, Sirprize, never stop finding these gems

He is not like a wine that ages gracefully, he is definitely getting worse. Just what is the lady wearing...green nightie, perhaps...as she serenades the Iron lady???

I also see he won a Challan piano for 34 quid...no doubt he will be trying to flog it for £3400. Absolute bargain...Not!

Pianomate · Post by **Pianomate** » 17 Feb 2010, 22:55

Our friend is at it agan and even he has outdone himself this time:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GRAND-PIANO-WILLI ... 439d407b72

My dog is lonely. I really have never chosen flying lessons to her like this before... {HER} :- SHOULD HE BE IN MY BEDROOM i WOULD REPRIMAND HE ! This drone subsides ?

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